The Drunkest Girl I Have Ever Seen

    It was my girlfriend's 21st birthday, so we decided to go to a local bar. It's pretty low key. There's a jukebox, some pool tables, an arcade games or two, and a basketball hoop. People usually sit and talk at a number of high tables suitable for 4 or play pool.

    A few friends of ours and us tightly gathered around a table, threw back some shots, and sipped on our drinks. One friend went over to the jukebox and fed it a couple of bills for 6 songs worth of requests. We sat there chatting mellowly, though with festive overtones for the occassion, when Burning Down the House came on. The first song on the request playlist that everyone could agree was a choice pick.

    While this rather long song played, we got front row seats for the drunkest girl I have ever seen. We had noticed her slumped over at the bar for a while, and when the song came on, she livened up a bit. She wasn't dancing, but she was responding to the music. She had two possible suitors with her that helped her keep balance a bit, however, she was still having plenty of difficulty keeping upright.

    People started staring and I guess they felt it, so they started hauling off the drunkest girl I have ever seen towards the door. By the second to last chorus of the song she had made it to a large plastic trashcan in the middle of the bar, and immediately puked, loudly and for a good duration. By the end of the song she was done with the trash and was basically carrried out of the bar. That was the night of the drunkest girl I have ever seen.