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After getting his start with '70s punks Generation X, singer Billy Idol left the band for a solo career in the early '80s. An early MTV darling...
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Top Ten Ways To Stay Alive...LOCATION: Stuck in a second rate Horror Movie , TexasYEAR: 2006TAGS: Death, Don't Fear The Reaper, CheatingPUBLISHED: March 20, 2008Well, it could happen to any of us... Top Ten Ways To Stay Alive If You Find Yourself In A Horror Film 1) Avoid being the prettiest girl in the group, she always gets killed first. 2) Avoid being the sluttiest girl in the group, see above. Oral sex guarantees you will be slaughtered in a most heinous manner (sorry). 3) Never split up, despite what you well meaning boyfriend might say about 'coming back for you'. He wont. Death will. 4) When you walk into a dark room, turn the lights on... seriously try it, you will see so much better. It could save your life. 5) Do us all a favour and hit the guy one more time. Trust me on this one, however dead he way look, guarenteed he's not dead yet... 6) No, that is not a short cut. You're an idiot for even thinking about it. 7) Cheap Motels (is there another type?) are 100% out. 4 out of 5 dentists say 70% of all bad things happen in one. 8) The arrogant cocky bastard generally lives due to his arrogant cocky bastardness, so get used to it. 9) Your mother was wrong, smoking does make you look cool. 10) Never trust a man in uniform, bad guys always drive the ambulance. Ask if you can get a cab.
Job done. Game over. Your life isn't.
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