Shall Wii Begin?

Totally ripping off the Wii tagline for a title may seem unethical and wrong, but I promise there's reasoning behind this.  Oh, and in place of "we," I will use the word "Wii."  Because I find it funny.

I met this girl last year, in a GameStop tournament involving the Wii.  I was kicking butt.  She was kicking butt.  And finally Wii met on the battlefield.

And she totally and completely owned me.  I had no defense whatsoever.

She went on to win the tournament.  And I hated her guts, 'cause she kinda was a sore winner about it and rubbed it in my face.

I left the store with feelings of malice in my heart, and vengeance in my soul.  Like I could ever do anything anyway, seeing as I highly doubted Wii'd ever see each other again.  Which just goes to show how much my fortune-telling abilities suck, because Wii met up on MySpace about a week later.

Wii began to chat and I found that Wii actually had a lot in common.  She loved musicals, I loved musicals, especially Wicked.  She loved writing, I loved writing.  She loved video games, I loved video games.  I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, she... wanted to be a doctor.

Okay, so not everything was the same.

But aside from that (and looks; she was gorgeous while I'm not), she was pretty much my exact duplicate.

Which sort of made me hate her all the more.

There was something I prided in above all else, and that was my individuality.  That, and somehow being able to freak anyone out because of my individuality. (That's a fun word to say.)

And now that there was someone apparently just like me, and pretty to boot.  I couldn't compare.

Eventually, however, I grew to appreciate her being my friend, and Wii now have a sort of friendly rivalry between each other.

Are you wondering where this will lead?

So am I.