"Well now, we call this the act of mating"These are the first lyrics to the song "The Bad Touch." I was at my friend Hannah's batmitzfa...
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There's nothing like a song full of not-so-subtle innuendos! "The Bad Touch" cracked me up the first few times that I heard it, but it wasn't until...
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My freshman year of college I was, frankly, an uber-nerd.   I took my studying very seriously, quite content to abandon youthful enterprises in return for...
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I'm not sure it's possible to like this song and not be a slut, on some level. And I mean the good old-fashioned sense of the word, back when it was the kind...
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